Tuesday, December 21, 2010

2012 Candidates

Rush Limbaugh - President

Glen Beck - Vice President

Sean Hannity - Secretary of State

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

POLITICIANS AND TV

Our lives are altered forever. We are in a new permanent reality...... OH REALLY!

America will never be great again, we are going the way of Japan, we are worse off than Greece, our banks are all bankrupt, no hope for years to come, our states are bankrupt......OH REALLY!

No jobs no hope, our national debt will never be paid off.....OH REALLY!

We are doomed unless we extend the tax breaks.....OH REALLY!

Only the democrat left wing can save us, only the republican right wing can save us, then only the tea party can save us..... OH REALLY!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I Wonder

Will my cable bill grow as high as my mortgage payment???

Monday, September 13, 2010

Everybody, Somebody, and Nobody

Everybody is waiting for somebody to do something, so nobody does anything.

Nobody knows what is in the health care bill...

Nobody knows what the tea party is going to do...

Nobody knows what the democrats are going to do...

Nobody knows what the republicans are going to do...

Nobody knows what they are going to do about jobs...

Nobody knows what they are going to do about immigration...

Nobody knows what the congress and senate are going to do...

So everybody waits to see what is right.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Tax Breaks for the Wealthiest Americans

Let one half of the tax breaks expire...

then keep the other half.

Then cut out the political B.S. for power...

Friday, July 9, 2010

WONT HURT NO ONE OR ANYTHING

Cut Medicare 1/2 of 1%

Cut Medical Drug Bill under Bush 1/2 of 1%

Cut Social Security on everyone 1/2 of 1%

Cut High Rent Government Buildings 1/2 of 1%

Cut All Big Promised Retirement 1/2 of 1%

Cut Fraud 1/2 of 1%

Cut Greed 1/2 of 1%

Cut Defense Costs 1/2 of 1%

Cut Stealing 1/2 of 1%

Cut All other Government Waste 1/2 of 1%

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Unemployment Benefits

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Administration Staff

DO IT NOW !!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

CIALIS

If you take Cialis and have an erection that lasts more than four hours like the advertisement says... you might be so sore you can't even walk...don't just call your doctor...call 911 immediately and have their emergency vehicle pick up the doctor and rush him to you.