tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59130534996318990412024-03-05T00:17:17.855-07:00Random Ramblings by Grandpa JackJack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-2000600953636820082011-03-19T12:01:00.002-06:002011-03-19T12:02:31.817-06:00Battle The Oil GiantsI put in 6 gallons last week and 5.88 gallons this week....Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-22674347620504380652011-01-24T10:24:00.000-07:002011-01-24T10:25:03.452-07:00FIDOHEY <strong>FIDO</strong>---<br /><br /> GET YOUR ASS HERE!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-82187315260071246062011-01-06T21:40:00.002-07:002011-01-06T21:43:58.922-07:00Everything is on the TablePrivate health insurance companies can do it better...so set an example...all law makers cancel your government health insurance plans and get on the private health plans...you can afford it.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-86094177422343207072010-12-21T14:42:00.002-07:002010-12-21T14:43:09.699-07:002012 CandidatesRush Limbaugh - President<br /><br />Glen Beck - Vice President<br /><br />Sean Hannity - Secretary of StateJack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-16725958750574144782010-10-12T20:08:00.002-06:002010-10-12T20:15:09.916-06:00POLITICIANS AND TVOur lives are altered forever. We are in a new permanent reality...... OH REALLY!<br /><br />America will never be great again, we are going the way of Japan, we are worse off than Greece, our banks are all bankrupt, no hope for years to come, our states are bankrupt......OH REALLY!<br /><br />No jobs no hope, our national debt will never be paid off.....OH REALLY!<br /><br />We are doomed unless we extend the tax breaks.....OH REALLY!<br /><br />Only the democrat left wing can save us, only the republican right wing can save us, then only the tea party can save us..... OH REALLY!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-66827774033628804102010-09-21T14:55:00.001-06:002010-09-21T14:55:46.207-06:00I WonderWill my cable bill grow as high as my mortgage payment???Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-13843634026635808112010-09-13T17:17:00.002-06:002010-09-13T17:22:20.180-06:00Everybody, Somebody, and NobodyEverybody is waiting for somebody to do something, so nobody does anything.<br /><br />Nobody knows what is in the health care bill...<br /><br />Nobody knows what the tea party is going to do...<br /><br />Nobody knows what the democrats are going to do...<br /><br />Nobody knows what the republicans are going to do...<br /><br />Nobody knows what they are going to do about jobs...<br /><br />Nobody knows what they are going to do about immigration...<br /><br />Nobody knows what the congress and senate are going to do...<br /><br />So everybody waits to see what is right.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-10784891567152078142010-08-06T16:10:00.003-06:002010-08-06T16:15:18.830-06:00Tax Breaks for the Wealthiest AmericansLet one half of the tax breaks expire...<br /><br />then keep the other half. <br /><br />Then cut out the political B.S. for power...Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-44887609978465779902010-07-09T22:31:00.002-06:002010-07-09T22:38:48.294-06:00WONT HURT NO ONE OR ANYTHINGCut Medicare 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Medical Drug Bill under Bush 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Social Security on everyone 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut High Rent Government Buildings 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut All Big Promised Retirement 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Fraud 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Greed 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Defense Costs 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut Stealing 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut All other Government Waste 1/2 of 1%<br /><br />Cut 1/2 of 1% of Unemployment Benefits<br /><br />Cut 1/2 of 1% of Administration Staff<br /><br />DO IT NOW !!!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-34802022053114867922010-06-24T17:31:00.002-06:002010-06-24T17:49:28.841-06:00CIALISIf you take <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Cialis</span> and have an erection that lasts more than four hours like the advertisement says... you might be so sore you can't even walk...don't just call your doctor...call 911 immediately and have their emergency vehicle pick up the doctor and rush him to you.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-86731132541321524922010-05-21T15:52:00.000-06:002010-05-21T15:53:09.554-06:00Customer ServiceYou have to be a robot to get anyone on the phone anymore !!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-46971396670060290362010-05-17T09:33:00.003-06:002010-05-17T09:41:02.799-06:00Leaving Coffee ShopMy wife said... "Don't leave until I find my keys", as she searched in her purse. I saw them in her hand and let her know... she said "Oh"!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-31303518618016725912010-05-07T12:44:00.003-06:002010-05-07T12:50:18.383-06:00Money, Money, MoneyYou come home, drive into the garage...<br /><br />Go in the front door and can't get in<br /><br />There is a whole pile of money in the way<br /><br />So you grab a big shovel to shovel yourself into the living room<br /><br />But the living room is so full of money you shovel and shovel your way into the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">kitchen</span> so you can eat<br /><br />Then you shovel your ass off so you can get into the bathroom<br /><br />Then you shovel your way into the bedroom<br /><br />Then you shovel your way back to the garage<br /><br />Then you are on your way to make more money!!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-34961780678452888322010-04-30T15:30:00.002-06:002010-04-30T15:35:12.583-06:00A GUY ONCE SAID...A guy once said..."He's wearing an expensive watch, he can't sit still, and he likes to gamble...he must be a "Pisser-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Awayer</span>" !"Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-70884074793794123392010-04-21T14:21:00.002-06:002010-04-21T14:28:55.385-06:00BURIEDIf everyone has you buried in your "financial casket", lift the lid up, hop out and surprise the hell out of everyone.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-75629312547800063812010-04-16T10:38:00.002-06:002010-04-16T10:40:28.086-06:00RetirementIf you retire and take a one "lump" payment in cash, and retire to the sandy beaches, you can grow a big "lump" on your belly !!!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-20044694070842791392010-04-14T16:34:00.001-06:002010-04-14T16:36:51.939-06:00Coffee ShopI wonder if they are going to wait on me, or are they in the back having sex.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-70259208631926615402010-04-06T20:22:00.001-06:002010-04-06T20:24:39.486-06:00More PoliticsRacism is not the issue, it's <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Poorism</span> vs <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">Richism</span> !!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-52487626949607855042010-03-31T12:44:00.002-06:002010-03-31T12:50:15.319-06:00POLITICSWhat is this shit that we can't balance the budget and have millions of new jobs at the same time. Those in the senate and congress that believe that horseshit should resign immediately, and let new people take over and do it and solve the problems.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-13604408656444281262010-03-29T14:26:00.001-06:002010-03-29T14:29:01.462-06:00TIGER WOODSTiger is addicted to Golf not sex, if he gives up his sex life he might not be able to hit the ball 50 yards... so leave him alone.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-28889323135065714762010-03-26T14:16:00.001-06:002010-03-26T14:18:58.682-06:00DietDivide the pie into unequal pieces at a family party-then select your future weight gain.Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-91379536344023128612010-03-21T18:46:00.001-06:002010-03-21T18:47:52.973-06:00Attention Young People<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Las</span> Vegas is a great place for you to train for FAILURE!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-63499916281466784932010-03-13T13:08:00.002-07:002010-03-13T13:10:45.013-07:00HIRE YOUR BUDDYThe "hire your buddy" system is not working in the government nor private enterprise... the Janitor should be the President, and the President should be the Janitor!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-46208453859746275122010-03-11T10:30:00.002-07:002010-03-11T10:36:01.369-07:00Coming HomeYour wife has a headache<br /><br />Your washer goes out<br /><br />You lost your checkbook<br /><br />You forget your office key<br /><br />You slip on ice<br /><br />and you have a sore throat...<br /><br />Your best bet is to enjoy the hell out of it!!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5913053499631899041.post-29589705335886641522010-03-07T19:00:00.002-07:002010-03-07T19:03:50.076-07:00VacationIf you go on a 2 week vacation and drive from San Francisco to Florida with your friends, and they are all constipated, and you're not...YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!Jack Lashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14053485125333385123noreply@blogger.com0