Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I Wonder

Will my cable bill grow as high as my mortgage payment???

Monday, September 13, 2010

Everybody, Somebody, and Nobody

Everybody is waiting for somebody to do something, so nobody does anything.

Nobody knows what is in the health care bill...

Nobody knows what the tea party is going to do...

Nobody knows what the democrats are going to do...

Nobody knows what the republicans are going to do...

Nobody knows what they are going to do about jobs...

Nobody knows what they are going to do about immigration...

Nobody knows what the congress and senate are going to do...

So everybody waits to see what is right.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Tax Breaks for the Wealthiest Americans

Let one half of the tax breaks expire...

then keep the other half.

Then cut out the political B.S. for power...

Friday, July 9, 2010

WONT HURT NO ONE OR ANYTHING

Cut Medicare 1/2 of 1%

Cut Medical Drug Bill under Bush 1/2 of 1%

Cut Social Security on everyone 1/2 of 1%

Cut High Rent Government Buildings 1/2 of 1%

Cut All Big Promised Retirement 1/2 of 1%

Cut Fraud 1/2 of 1%

Cut Greed 1/2 of 1%

Cut Defense Costs 1/2 of 1%

Cut Stealing 1/2 of 1%

Cut All other Government Waste 1/2 of 1%

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Unemployment Benefits

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Administration Staff

DO IT NOW !!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

CIALIS

If you take Cialis and have an erection that lasts more than four hours like the advertisement says... you might be so sore you can't even walk...don't just call your doctor...call 911 immediately and have their emergency vehicle pick up the doctor and rush him to you.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Customer Service

You have to be a robot to get anyone on the phone anymore !!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Leaving Coffee Shop

My wife said... "Don't leave until I find my keys", as she searched in her purse. I saw them in her hand and let her know... she said "Oh"!