WONT HURT NO ONE OR ANYTHING

Cut Medicare 1/2 of 1%

Cut Medical Drug Bill under Bush 1/2 of 1%

Cut Social Security on everyone 1/2 of 1%

Cut High Rent Government Buildings 1/2 of 1%

Cut All Big Promised Retirement 1/2 of 1%

Cut Fraud 1/2 of 1%

Cut Greed 1/2 of 1%

Cut Defense Costs 1/2 of 1%

Cut Stealing 1/2 of 1%

Cut All other Government Waste 1/2 of 1%

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Unemployment Benefits

Cut 1/2 of 1% of Administration Staff

DO IT NOW !!!

CIALIS

If you take Cialis and have an erection that lasts more than four hours like the advertisement says... you might be so sore you can't even walk...don't just call your doctor...call 911 immediately and have their emergency vehicle pick up the doctor and rush him to you.

Customer Service

You have to be a robot to get anyone on the phone anymore !!

Leaving Coffee Shop

My wife said... "Don't leave until I find my keys", as she searched in her purse. I saw them in her hand and let her know... she said "Oh"!

Money, Money, Money

You come home, drive into the garage...

Go in the front door and can't get in

There is a whole pile of money in the way

So you grab a big shovel to shovel yourself into the living room

But the living room is so full of money you shovel and shovel your way into the kitchen so you can eat

Then you shovel your ass off so you can get into the bathroom

Then you shovel your way into the bedroom

Then you shovel your way back to the garage

Then you are on your way to make more money!!

A GUY ONCE SAID...

A guy once said..."He's wearing an expensive watch, he can't sit still, and he likes to gamble...he must be a "Pisser-Awayer" !"

BURIED

If everyone has you buried in your "financial casket", lift the lid up, hop out and surprise the hell out of everyone.