Customer Service

You have to be a robot to get anyone on the phone anymore !!

Leaving Coffee Shop

My wife said... "Don't leave until I find my keys", as she searched in her purse. I saw them in her hand and let her know... she said "Oh"!

Money, Money, Money

You come home, drive into the garage...

Go in the front door and can't get in

There is a whole pile of money in the way

So you grab a big shovel to shovel yourself into the living room

But the living room is so full of money you shovel and shovel your way into the kitchen so you can eat

Then you shovel your ass off so you can get into the bathroom

Then you shovel your way into the bedroom

Then you shovel your way back to the garage

Then you are on your way to make more money!!