A GUY ONCE SAID...

A guy once said..."He's wearing an expensive watch, he can't sit still, and he likes to gamble...he must be a "Pisser-Awayer" !"

BURIED

If everyone has you buried in your "financial casket", lift the lid up, hop out and surprise the hell out of everyone.

Retirement

If you retire and take a one "lump" payment in cash, and retire to the sandy beaches, you can grow a big "lump" on your belly !!!

Coffee Shop

I wonder if they are going to wait on me, or are they in the back having sex.

More Politics

Racism is not the issue, it's Poorism vs Richism !!