CABLE TV

YOU BUY THE TV
YOU PAY FOR THE ELECTRICITY
YOU THEN PAY FOR MONTHLY TV

I STARTED FOR $7.75 PER MONTH BECAUSE THEY PROMISED ME THERE WOULD BE NO ADVERTISING

NOW THEY HAVE RAISED ME TO $60.00 PER MONTH AND MORE THAN 1/2 OF THE PROGRAMMING IS ADVERTISEMENTS

THEN IF I FALL ASLEEP THEY TURN UP THE VOLUME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION EVERY TIME AN ADVERTISEMENT COMES ON... A NOISY NIGHTMARE!!

THEN THE CABLE COMPANY ADVERTISES BACK TO ME AND TRYS TO SELL ME STUFF

Vintage

Written to Matthew, Benny, and Aaron when Grandpa was babysitting them

Napkin Quote on Valentine's Day

If you want to fight somebody, look at yourself in the mirror and slap yourself silly.