A GUY ONCE SAID...

A guy once said..."He's wearing an expensive watch, he can't sit still, and he likes to gamble...he must be a "Pisser-Awayer" !"

BURIED

If everyone has you buried in your "financial casket", lift the lid up, hop out and surprise the hell out of everyone.

Retirement

If you retire and take a one "lump" payment in cash, and retire to the sandy beaches, you can grow a big "lump" on your belly !!!

Coffee Shop

I wonder if they are going to wait on me, or are they in the back having sex.

More Politics

Racism is not the issue, it's Poorism vs Richism !!

POLITICS

What is this shit that we can't balance the budget and have millions of new jobs at the same time. Those in the senate and congress that believe that horseshit should resign immediately, and let new people take over and do it and solve the problems.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger is addicted to Golf not sex, if he gives up his sex life he might not be able to hit the ball 50 yards... so leave him alone.